Things to send someone

• MOST NEEDED

The Validation Bear

He believes you.

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• FOR IMMEDIATE USE

The Emergency Tissue

For when they said it like that.

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• FOR THEM

The Apology Package

Everything except an actual admission of wrongdoing.

$$$

• PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE
• 3D PRINTED

The Tiny Violin

A moving tribute to what you’ve been through.

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• FOR THEM

The “There, There” Card

Says the minimum, beautifully.

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• FOR YOU

The Still Processing Mug

You still have thoughts.

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• FOR YOU

The Don’t Ask Blanket

I’ll be under here.

$$$$

• FOR YOU

The Softest Possible Shirt

Unfortunately, you have errands.

$$$

• STILL TALKING

The Sticker Set

Small statements for people who are not finished talking about it.

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• FOR THEM

The Balloon

This seemed like a balloon situation.

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• FOR THEM

The Postcard

For feelings that required postage.

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• FOR THEM

The Flowers

You seemed upset enough for flowers.

$$$

• PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE

The Diaper

This seemed kinder than saying “grow up.”

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• FOR THEM
• 3D PRINTED

The Tampon Bouquet

Flowers, with strings attached.

$$$

• FOR THEM
• 3D PRINTED

The Tissue Trophy

Feeling you, feeling me, feeling you.

$$$

• FOR THEM
• 3D PRINTED

The Participation Trophy

You were there.

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• FOR THEM

The “Sorry, You’re Pregnant?” Card

For congratulations with complicated punctuation.

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