Questions
Reasonable ones, mostly.
Will this actually make me feel better?
We sell teddy bears and tissues. Please manage your expectations.
Are these real products?
Yes. Real tissues, bears, mugs, cards and other objects, shipped to a real address.
Is this a joke?
Yes. The products are real. The joke is free.
Can I send one to myself?
Absolutely. You know what you’ve been through.
Can I send something anonymously?
Not yet. When gifting opens you will be able to add a recipient name, a message and your name only if you want it there. Cowardice deserves good UX.
Is this ever unkind?
The joke is bruised egos, awkward texts, group chats and ordinary human ridiculousness. If someone is genuinely hurting, skip the bit and be kind.
Is my payment secure?
When the shop opens, checkout will be handled entirely by Shopify on Shopify’s secure servers. This website will not see, handle or store your card details.
When will my order arrive?
Shipping times vary by product and destination. Current estimates and details are on the shipping page.
Do you accept returns?
Return eligibility depends on the item. The current policy and instructions are on the returns page.
Where do the products come from?
A mix of manufacturers and fulfillment partners. The exact supplier list is still being finalized before the shop opens.
How do I reach a person?
Use the contact form. A real person will get it.
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