• FOR IMMEDIATE USE

The Emergency Tissue

For acute cases of being told something you didn’t want to hear.

$6.00

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Ships in 3–7 business days. Free shipping over $45. Shipping details

The shop opens soon. Nothing is for sale yet, which must be very difficult for you.

Two-ply. Unscented. Available at the moment of impact.

Keep one within reach of wherever the conversation is likely to happen.

Appropriate for

  • feedback
  • a tone
  • group chats
  • family dinners
  • performance reviews

Will not fix

  • the feedback
  • the tone
  • the group chat
  • your family

Details

  • 2-ply facial tissue, unscented and dye-free.
  • Pocket pack: 10 tissues. Box: 65 tissues. Premium box: 100 tissues, boxed in matte board.
  • Recyclable carton. Tissues are not recyclable, which is its own small tragedy.

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The Tiny Violin

A moving tribute to what you’ve been through.

$18.00