The group chat moved on.

• FOR IMMEDIATE USE

The Emergency Tissue

For when they said it like that.

$

• FOR YOU

The Still Processing Mug

You still have thoughts.

$$

• FOR YOU

The Softest Possible Shirt

Unfortunately, you have errands.

$$$

• STILL TALKING

The Sticker Set

Small statements for people who are not finished talking about it.

$

• STILL TALKING

The Bumper Sticker

Now strangers can know.

$

• FOR THEM

The Balloon

This seemed like a balloon situation.

$$

• FOR THEM

The Postcard

For feelings that required postage.

$

• FOR THEM
• 3D PRINTED

The Tampon Bouquet

Flowers, with strings attached.

$$$

• FOR THEM
• 3D PRINTED

The Tissue Trophy

Feeling you, feeling me, feeling you.

$$$

• FOR THEM

The “Sorry, You’re Pregnant?” Card

For congratulations with complicated punctuation.

$